...I would pick up hitchhikers and hear their stories and not worry they were gonna be creepy towards me.
...I would TOTALLY wear boxers with little pictures all over them. Like superman or seagulls or bacon or whatever. I think guys who don't wear decorated boxers are missing out on a crucial perk of manhood. (But that's just my own thoughts...)
...I would walk around with no shirt on everywhere, and even if other guys made fun of me I'd just smile (because they were just jealous of my manly washboard abs). There's nothing better than being halfway naked, except being completely naked.
...I would tell older women they were beautiful, and younger women they were lovely. Even if I didn't know them.
...I would pull over and help people change flat tires.
...I would never miss a chance to ask someone to dance (and I'd probably have a better chance, since most of the other guys would be sitting out or trying to gather their nerves).
...I'd stuff my face and then work out and it would be all muscle...manly metabolisms and all that, hahah. :)
...yes, Gabe, I'd sport a beard. Until it was summer and then I'd get a mohawk and call life good.
...I wouldn't exclude or degrade women in my vocabulary all the friggin time, especially in Christian conversational settings. I'd be chivalrous, not condescending.
...oh man, I'd perfect peeing my name, snow or no.
...I'd give tall and bigger girls piggyback rides, because they miss em like crazy!
...I'd do that techno/beatbox noise thing that you can really only do with an adam's apple, I'm pretty sure. Soooooo jealous.
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