Also, I recently finished Pride and Prejudice and Zombies*, and feel that my life will never ever be quite the same. Pick it up sometime if you're ready for the adventure.
*The comforting aspect of zombies, I feel, is that they aren't possible in the natural world. Bodies do decay, and it is impossible for something to feel the need to feed itself when its body cannot process food, as well as plethoras of other reasons, like
zombies are decaying bodies. they rot. so when they're portrayed as "living" as long as they aren't taken out with a clear headshot, (cough "World War Z" cough) this is naturally impossible. If they continue to rot while they exist, sooner or later they completely dissentigrate. So none of this "living underwater for thousands of years" crap.
if tissues are dead, i.e. eye tissue, nasal tissue, then they shouldn't be able to see or smell people. very inconsistent, even though yes the brain somehow still functions, which i guess brings us back around to the only point i really wanted to make (to anyone still reading): zombies can't exist.
take that, crazy scientists somewhere trying to create zombie viruses to take over the world. hah.
...no night lights for me tonight, no ma'am. i'm a free woman now.
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