There's this picture.
Ah, man...gets me every time.
There I am, in a horrifyingly party pink satin-silky onesie number with a bow in my hair. Sitting on my grandma's lap (said grandma probably picked out said outfit), and
in front of God and everybody
I am PICKING
MY
NOSE
*and crazier, I'm LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF.
Like,this is the most delightful thing in the world to be doing (and showing off to a captive audience) at the moment.
Grandma's leaning waaaayyyy back, (I guess she didn't want the fallout on her pants) and has this wide-eyed, "oh dear oh Lord she's already a deviant and she can't even dress herself yet" look, along with a nervous smile on her face.
I think our relationship hasn't dramatically changed over the years...
she may bring up politics at the table every now and then, but
I picked my nose
in front of God and
Everybody.
1 comment:
Yeah, and it was SO gross!
-God
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